Who are the first twiners? Neither myself nor any of the other prophets are twiners. This means the first official twiners will be the first people to make the pilgrimage. If you want to see who the first twiners are you'll have to make the pilgrimage yourself. Remember, you haven't officially made the pilgrimage and become a twiner unless you visit the "World's Largest Twine Ball Rolled By One Man" in Darwin, Minnesota on February 29 and bring at least one offering from the list.