Twiners are required to obey the following 10 commandments:
#1 Freedom of religion. No Twiner shall attempt to impose their beliefs on others.
#2 Prohibits the transportation of pork across time zones.
#3 Twiners cannot interfere with the internal development of a pre-warp alien society.
#4 Prohibits polygamy, incest, and bestiality. Any of those things are allowed individually, but if you're going to marry two goats they can't be related.
#5 Thou shalt not sleep with thy neighbor's wife, unless you're a chick which case you must let him at least watch.
#6 If you are presented with substantial scientific evidence that any of your beliefs are incorrect, you will accept that you were wrong and move on.
#7 Repeals the 2nd Commandment.
#8 Thou shalt not have any other twine balls before this one, that includes the allegedly bigger twine ball in Cawker City, Kansas.
#9 Thou shalt not commit adultery without the express written consent of major league baseball.
#10 Any information contained in the wikipedia page about this religion, should it ever have one, shall be considered gospel unless it directly contradicts information found in this blog.