THE PROPHET OF EDUCATION: Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic has played the largest role in spreading word of the twine ball through his song "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota". His song also outlines most of the rituals to be followed during the Holy Pilgrimage.
THE PROPHET OF IRONY: Jason Keiderling
The founder of the Twiner Religion (me) pictured above with Charlie Laine and Martina Warren (not twiners). I believe I started this religion as a joke, but I too was actually being guided by the unseen influence of the planet X aliens.
THE PROPHET OF HISTORY: Ishirō Honda
As the director of the original Godzilla movie, the planet X aliens had the greatest influence on this prophet. Most of the knowledge we had about Godzilla and planet X for almost half a century came from Ishirō Honda's work.
THE PROPHET OF FASHION: Lady Gaga
I included Lady Gaga on this list because I'm pretty sure she's from Planet X. I would cite evidence to support this theory, but I don't think that's necessary. I think she's probably their queen because just being a normal alien doesn't explain the amount of paparazzi that follows her around.